This is Billy Bob and the Consortium
Let’s Have a Conversation Today
Billy Bob and Hot Coffee
Good morning, folks, well if you are not from South Florida, I am sorry. There is some pretty rough weather happening all across this land right now and a lot of people are suffering. I mean we have been having weird weather here too. Billy Bob, sorry, morning, coffee please, coffee, it is too cold! Pete, settle down, manners, coffee is here, warm sandwich too.
Okay, boys, which one of y’all ordered this here crazy weather that has been cranky and fussy and cold? Good morning, Barb, coffee? Well, that might keep me from biting y’all heads off this morning, it is just mean, bad cold out here for us homeless folk. I know even Pete was grumpy this morning. He is always grumpy before his coffee.
Well at least you found a warm spot, can we talk this morning, or are y’all too cold for a good conversation? Will it be one of your serious ones? Probably! Especially since we got not only coffee but also food this morning, Billy Bob pulled off a miracle this morning. Hey, Frankie, morning, let’s talk, it will get our minds off this weather and the chill in the air. No, it won’t. What, Frankie, come on what is the topic going to be today? Johnny, don’t sip on that coffee just yet wait for it, wait, Globel Warming, let’s talk!
Frankie, don’t tell me you have converted to garbage science of global warming, please don’t, I cannot take it. No, I have not, because it is garbage science. But Barb think about the weather we are having, the fires in California, snow in North Florida and the list goes on, those silly heads must be enjoying themselves so much right now. What do you mean by Frankie? With all the ‘bad, unusual,’ weather, they are thinking that are right and are being proven right. But they are not, correct? Correct you are Billy Bob.
What all them smart, overthinking scientists will not admit is this, times and season, winter and spring, seedtime and harvest, the rotating of the seasons, and the times of the earth. That’s bible right Frankie? And that is why can’t and will not admit that their science is junk. If we had the ability to look about 200 or 300 years ago, who knows what the weather was like, I am sure cows were not a problem back then! Easy Frankie, I know you love some cows, and cows are not causing the weather to change either.
So, hurricanes, fires, floods, drought, cold weather, all the weird changes and patterns flipping and flopping that is just the way it flows and nothing more. Remember, the world got turned on its head back in the beginning when Adam goofed us and sinned, everything in the natural world was damaged, touched, and changed, including weather and its patterns, but there is no global warming. Wait a minute, everything was damaged? Yes Barb, everything, sin entered and perverted everything, that is why we have death and sickness, and floods, fires and all this other stuff, the effects of sin still resonate.
Frankie, my friend, drink some coffee, how do you come up with these topics, questions, situations concerns for us to think about, they puzzle me and yet you make them so darn interesting. Not that hard, I like to stir the pot and get your brains moving in the morning, and telling you it is all global warming, I figured would work. But Frankie, they make it sound so real and correct and accurate that it is hard to believe that is just garbage. That is what they get paid for. Our government is as crooked as a rattlesnake as just as dangerous if you trust it too much.
Polar Bears, ice caps, the rain forest, the giant rivers of the world, they ain’t in that bad of a shape as we have been told. You got that one right Johnny, and they will be real mad if the rest of the world figures it out. You know why, right? The money will dry up or be spent somewhere else and they may have to get real jobs or join us out here. Frankie, easy, my friend, easy, coffee, get some more coffee into the overworking head of yours and settle down, the science folk out here with us, deep thinking, but it would be interesting. Yes, how would they spin the truth if they were out here?
Okay, Frankie, answer this for me, how has America so quietly accepted this garbage and all of its demands? What do you mean, quietly and its demands? Electric cars, no gas stoves, cows are bad, no wood fires, go green or die, oil and coal are the devil’s fuel sources, stuff like, how have we eaten that horrible stuff? Easy, they did the old sleight of hand, don’t look over there, watch my right hand, don’t see what my left hand is doing, you are too unthinking to understand that the left is playing the right, and slowly we surrendered. The saying is true then, sheep to the slaughter, right Frankie? Yes, Barb, when you turn off your brain and listen only and do not think of having good, hard discussions, you get into trouble quickly.
Okay, wait a minute, how did we, the Homeless Consortium, on one of the coldest mornings we have had to go through get into a topic so deep we can’t find our way out right now? You my dear Billy Bob gave the thinker some real good coffee and let him loose and he started thinking out loud and we all got involved. But hold on, is that not what is missing in Wahington D.C. the ability to think and reason like adults and not get swept away with the garbage? Money, Barb, money, is the difference, they are getting, seeing, taking, and smelling money and they change, they become a different creature than when they were elected. How much money do you think they have stolen from the public trust over his false agenda and trying to tell people electric this or that? Too much for us to comprehend.
Okay, Johnny, do you want to know the most ironic part of the global warming garbage dump? Please, there is more, my coffee is not enough to handle this, but it is warming me up, so go ahead. The annual meeting is in Paris, how do they get there? They all fly in their private jets, what do jets run on? Fossil Fuels! So much for them imposing ‘climate change protections’ on themselves. Wait, Pete, they do not even go by their own standards? Nope, their jets are too comfortable. And here I thought the polar bears and ice caps were really important to like saving the planet and these are hypocrites.
Well, I would say that we have stirred the pot and have gotten everyone quite upset this morning over the government and their use of money and their lack of integrity. But we as the Homeless Consortium can’t do much about what we talk about, except maybe get some folks to think. Pete, if folks think then things change! Yes, Barb that is the process, but it is hard to get herd animals to think. Hard to get them to transform into eagles that can soar. Alright, everybody, great thinking session today, let’s head out, stay warm and we will see y’all tomorrow.